I noticed a guy yesterday opening the car door for his wife. I guess
she must have come into some money.
I especially enjoy vacuuming because it keeps me from hearing about
all the other chores my wife wants me to do.
My marriage is at the point where I put on a Michael Bolton CD and
pour her some wine--just so she'll have something to do while I watch the game.
Men and women have a lot in common. Men like big, dumb, hairy dogs, and
women like big, dumb, hairy men.
