The entire female population seems to be lusting after Brad Pitt, and
as a result the tabloids are full of Pitt bull. Yoko
Ono’s philosophical thoughts are appearing in the windows of ritzy Rodeo Drive shops
in Beverly Hills. One is, "You are water, I am water, we’re all water in
different containers." Except, of course, Yoko’s container is about a quart low.
I’m just not sure anymore who influenced events most in
the past 20 years--Barbara Walters or Forrest Gump?
On the average "Wheel of Fortune," Vanna White claps
350 times. So when they announce "America's favorite game show," be sure to
unplug your Clapper.
Dennis Rodman will star in a remake of "Beauty and the
Beast." He'll play both parts.
