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Political humor, comedy one-liners, radio showprep

Political Humor


    An ounce of truth is worth a ton of campaign promises, but it takes a ton of campaign promises to get an ounce of truth.

     Some political candidates campaign on an intellectual level, and some campaign on an emotional level, but none of them are on the level.

     Politics is a search for the truth: find it, then bury it before your opponent finds it.

     Remember the words of Forrest Dump: A box of chocolates is like the U.S. Senate--full of nuts, soft inside, and sometimes hard to swallow.

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