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Proverbs
humor, comedy one-liners, radio showprep |
You can't get blood from a turnip and
even if you could, how would it taste?
The bigger they are, the harder they fall on you.
When the going gets tough, the tough
take Prozac.
If at first you
don't suceed, have your 10-year-old program it.
Give a man a fish
and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he'll buy worms from you. |
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