Pun Fun:
A good pun is its own reword

      • Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

     • A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

     • I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

     • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

     • Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

     • Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

     • When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

     • I chose the path less traveled, but only because I was lost.

     • Life is really like a shower. One wrong turn and you're in hot water.

     • Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

     • Egotist meeting topic: An I for an I.

     • Intense: Where campers sleep.

     • Pasteurize: Too far to see.

     • Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.