The catfish fillet has a long, fuzzy tail.

     The busboys are wearing white coats and stethoscopes.

     You leave your shoes at the front door and they turn up in your octopus.

     The shish-kabob is served on a flaming pool cue.

     The waiter is wearing an Alka-Seltzer in his lapel.

     The choice of salad dressing is Ranch, Honey-Mustard, and Pepto-Bismol.

     The tortillas have hoof marks on them.

     They set the table with mustard and catsup in a jar -- and it's the same jar.

     The menu says they accept Visa, MasterCard, and Blue Cross.