This guy is so narrow-minded, he only has one eyebrow.

     She lost her bikini while swimming at the beach. Several people tried to retrieve it, but it was eaten by a shrimp.

     She's Italian on her fairy god-mother's side.

     She lives in a split-level house. The bathtub has a waterfall.

     Talk about care-free. He's got a snooze button on his smoke alarm.

     The reason we subject people to roasts is because stoning is illegal.

     The man has no shame. He once asked the Pope where he bought his hats.

     She's suing the state because on her driver's license, they gave her an "F" in "Sex."

      I was going to call on our guest of honor now, but he's not quite finished with my dessert yet.