* Now, just in time for back-to-school, Labor Day, and early Christmas shopping,
ScamCity presents another "Late-Night TV Offer Available Only On Daytime Radio." For
just $19.95, plus some outrageous secret amount for postage and handling, you can have:
 The Wonderful ScamCity Bottle Gadget, a truly wonderful gadget that allows you to make
things out of old bottles -- especially beautiful piles of old broken glass.
ScamCity CEO Eugene Bubbastein's Favorite Music, a big two-album set featuring 100 of the world's greatest
musical masterpieces -- all played at the same time.
The ScamCity Home Study Music Course, the famous mail order music course with paste-on
numbers that teaches you to play "You Light Up My Life" on a cat.
The ScamCity Stereo Record Album Cover, a beautiful gold-embossed classical album cover
to hide your Slim Whitman record in.
The ScamCity Digital Gravy Spoon, perfect for dieters, it counts the calories, then it
lies to you.
The ScamCity Kitchen Knitting Needle, a great little gadget that knits big round
useless things out of saurkraut. Noodle needle slightly higher.
The ScamCity Nuclear Tooth Brush, the latest thing in dental hygiene, a genuine
microwave toothbrush that not only cleans your teeth in seconds but also makes them glow
in the dark.
The ScamCity Kitchen Bowl Set, a set of genuine stainless steel mixing bowls that look
exactly like stolen hubcaps.
* Hurry, call the toll-free number on your dial right now. Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for
deciding you've been ripped off.
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