I
went to a tough high school. In biology we used to dissect custodians.
To be a
first-grade teacher you have to have skill, dedication, and an immunity to knock-knock
jokes.
Teachers deserve a lot of credit.
Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn’t need it.
School is
very important. Everyone should get at least a high school education--even if they already
know everything.
You know our education system has
problems when Hallmark comes out with a new line of "Easy-to-read" graduation
cards.
My kids have everything they need
to go back to school—except the right attitude.
Back-to-school sales get me all
excited. Of course, pretty much any sale gets me all excited.
The best part of going back to
school is seeing all your friends. The worst part is that your teachers won’t let you
talk to them.
School is where you always try to
do your best—except when your friends are watching.
We used to call it
"recess." Today they call it "cease fire."
Fifth graders in
Georgia are using worms to recycle garbage from school lunches. But even the worms won't
eat the Salisbury steak.
My son prefers young
teachers. He thinks it's fun to watch them age. |
