Great
Signs
• On a ski lift in Taos, NM: "No jumping
from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted."
• Near an entrance: "Door Alarmed." Handprinted near it:
"Window frightened."
• Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus: "Caution: Road
Slippery from Grapejuice."
• Ad seen near Johannesburg International Airport for a BMW
convertible, showing the car with the roof and windows down. "Our hardware runs
better without WINDOWS!"
• Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen
restaurant:
"Restrooms Right" and below it: "Please wait for hostess to seat you."
• Seen in a health food store: "Shoplifters will be beaten over
the head with an organic carrot."
• At a parking lot: "Children left unattended will be towed at
parents expense." |
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