Spring break—that’s when kids work on their tans and teachers work
on their sanity.
Spring
break—that’s when kids go wild someplace other than school.
Spring break is when the only
thing kids study is each other.
The college kids call it spring
"break." Their parents, however, call it spring "broke."
Spring break is when teenagers
give their swimsuits a dry run.
Spring
break—that’s when students take time off from football games, basketball games,
dances, parties, and hanging out in bars, and go to Florida and relax.
Thousands of college
kids head south to vacation on a shoestring. Or at least that's what they wear on the
beach.
Spring break is that
annual ritual when college kids flock to the beach, get drunk, and try to swim upstream.
Spring break is when the
nation's college kids demonstrate to the world how much they've learned.
Spring break is when the
nation's breweries go all out to teach another generation how to throw up responsibly.
