They opened a new supermarket in my neighborhood. It's unreal. It's so big you have to rent a riding shopping cart.

     I had to stop in last night for a few things -- a quart of milk, a loaf of bread ... a muffler.....

     First, I wanted into the plant department and got my cart caught in some English ivy.

     Then, I got lost in Frozen Foods.

     I was leaning against a mountain of Cool Whip ... crying.....

     When the Deputy Director of TV Dinner Security happened by....

     So I bit my tongue and asked for directions....

     Fortunately, he had a map of the store in his shoulder holster.

     He told me to go straight ahead for two blocks, make at right at Pantyhose Place, and take the Toll Aisle.