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Swimming
humor, comedy one-liners, radio showprep |
Whatever you do, don't go near the water....
 | When there's a warning sign that says, "Shoes and
socks must be worn in the pool!" |
| When the lifeguard stand is a big rubber duck. |
| When the pool maintenance supervisor is a beaver with a skin
condition. |
| When your beach ball hits the water and bounces twice and
disolves. |
| When the children's wading pool is in the deep end. |
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