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The Cs and Ds of Wisdom

      • Chipped dishes never break.

     Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

     Clearly stated instructions will produce multiple interpretations.

     Common sense is not really common.

     Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people.

     Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.

     Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

     Conscious is being aware of something; conscience is wishing you weren't.

     Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing.

     Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with it.

     Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.

     Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding.

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