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Women humor, comedy one-liners, radio showprep

Women Humor


     There's still a double standard. The place where a woman sells herself is called a house of ill repute. The place where a man sells himself is called the House of Representatives.

     Women should be thankful they don't have Adam's apples. Can you imagine how much makeup it would take to pretty up an Adam's apple?

     All I can say is, thank goodness the women's lib movement tapered off before they started chewing tobacco.

     The trouble with women is the minute you marry one she starts acting like a wife.

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