I am a mother of three girls. Getting
married and having children was my childhood goal in life. By the time I had my third
daughter, my middle
daughter was not quite two (but already acting two) and my oldest was three and a half. I
loved them so much, yet there were some days I referred to them as "too much of a
good thing."
As any mother of young children knows, when the children are
quiet, they're either sleeping or in trouble. This one morning, I knew that the only
sleeping child this time of day could be my baby. I was debating whether I should enjoy
the silence or ruin my peace -- and the girls' fun.
Overridden by guilt, I figured I'd better go find out what those
two ... blessings ... were doing. I could hear a noise. It was coming from the bathroom.
As I got closer, I could see that the door was closed. I muttered, "Oh no, please not
the toilet again!"
Sure enough, when I
opened the door I saw Candace and Charity standing around the toilet, dipping their
toothbrushes in -- and brushing their teeth! Not only that, but the toilet was unflushed!
(Hey, if you're
disgusted, how would you like to have been their mother!!!)
I hardly had any
words to speak. As I snatched the toothbrushes out of their hands (and flushed the toilet)
I stuttered, "W-w-what are you doing?!"
Candace, my oldest,
answered, "We're brushing our teeth!" They both grinned at me.
Hoping this was the
only time they had ever accomplished this dreadful stunt, I asked, "You never did
this before did you?" Candace answered, "Oh, we do it all the time, Mommy. We do
it with yours and Daddy's toothbrush, too!"
The moral of the story: What you don't know won't hurt you; but
when you do find out, it just might kill you!
This is a true story! I am writing to you as a witness -- I
survived! In moments like those, it certainly helps to have a sense of humor! To quote
that verse, "A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed
spirit dries up the bones." (Proverbs 17:22)
Don't be afraid to laugh at life. God wants you to be happy! Take
a good dose of His medicine. Better yet, share your laughter with someone else today!
Cheerfully yours,
Angela Forker
[From ccchumor]