Ah spring, when a young man's fancy turns to love.
And as soon as I find out exactly where my fancy is,
I'm going to turn it.
Now that the warm weather is finally here the changing of the seasons is a
reminder that everything changes: caterpillars turn into butterflies ...
tadpoles turn into frogs ... teenagers turn into pimples.....
Jessica Simpson erupts into full bloom.....
Hope her manager remembers to spray her for blight.
You see some strange things in the park this time of year. Last Sunday I saw a
frisbee chasing a dog.
I checked my flower bed this morning and there it was, stretching its tiny head
toward the sun -- my first weed of spring.
I heard from the first robin of spring. He sent me a post card from the Bahamas.
I saw the first sign of spring. A medical supply store is having a sale on golf
clubs.
This is the time of year when our thoughts turn to our fighting men in uniform
-- managers and umpires.
With warmer weather we're likely to spot a lot more UJOs -- Unidentified Jogging
Objects.
I saw the first sign of spring -- a squirrel throwing acorns at a robin.
Spring is such a wonderful time of year. The flowers are blooming again, the
birds are singing again, my car is starting again.....
The trouble with all those pretty spring flowers is they make everything else
look so ugly.
The kids are helping with spring cleaning. They started with my wallet.
Yeah, it's spring alright. I drove through the park this morning and saw my
first robin. He was wearing jogging shorts.
And a T-shirt that said, "Where's the worms?"
I must have spring fever. I tried to take my blood pressure yesterday at the
drug store, but I couldn't. My blood was asleep.
Spring is here. Soon the mailmen will all be wearing
short pants, and I'm looking forward to the warm weather anyway.
Spring is here. In another month we can afford to turn
on the heat.
I just saw the first sign of spring -- a robin dodging a golf cart.
I love spring because nature is in full bloom. Nature -- that's any place that
hasn't been been touched by a campaign poster.
You know it's spring when everything starts turning green - including the
fruitcake you've had since Christmas.
My wife really gets excited about spring cleaning. She's home right now
sandblasting the oven.
I'll tell you what spring is like at our house: I've got a Weed Eater to eat
everything outside the house and a son to eat everything inside.
There's something about spring that so overwhelms me I fall to my knees. They're
called "weeds."
The scent of Eucalyptus trees budding in the spring air is indescribable. So
I'll describe it.
It's like living downwind from a vat of Vick's Vaporub.
It doesn't do much for the neighborhood, but it helps clear up your sinuses.
I can hardly wait for the first robin of spring. I've got the recipe all
prepared.
Enjoy the beautiful spring scenery because it won't last long -- soon the
mailmen will be wearing short pants.
In England everyone is awaiting the first sign of spring -- Prince Charles
spring cleaning his ears.
The strangest thing happens at our house. Every time a robin goes into the
birdbath a phone rings in his birdhouse. |
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