Why read the boss's memos? If it's important, he'll chew me out in person.

    There comes the boss's secretary. She's walking like her pantyhose froze.

    The boss's secretary gets away with murder. One time she was two days late for work. Said her watch was slow.
    He bought her a new watch.

    The boss has very subtle ways of letting you know he's listening. Like yesterday during my show -- when he placed a wreath on the control room door.

    I can hardly wait for the boss to take his winter vacation. I need the rest.

    The boss said there'd be a little something extra in my pay envelope this month. And there was -- a W-2 form.

    The boss's secretary went to have a tooth filled. If we're lucky they'll also line the roof of her mouth with acoustical tile.

    The boss must have a cold. I just got a memo written on Kleenex.

    My last boss told me I as going places. Then he opened the door and told me to get started.

    The boss is loaded. Everything he touches turns to gold. Everything I touch screams for help.

    I think I'll talk to the boss about early retirement. Not for me -- for him!

    When the boss is around I feel about as secure as a sardine at a cat show.