I think it's going to be a rough winter. I just saw the Audubon Society flying south.

I guarantee, if I was a goose, I'd have gone to Acapulco, too.

I don't want to alarm anybody, but remember those caterpillars that grew extra woolly coats this year? Well, they've just grown little parkas.

And now the 5-day forecast: tomorrow will be Tuesday, followed by Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and 60% chance of Saturday.

Personally, I think winter would be a lot more fun in the summer.

If you're going out, there's a 60% chance of showers -- so don't forget your shower curtain.

I've learned something this winter. Bears are smarter than I am.

My car started right up this morning. Heck, I may start keeping the battery in the oven EVERY night.

So many listeners have been complaining about the weather forecasts, I decided from now on I'll give two different forecasts -- and you can take your choice.

Want to know one of the worst things about winter? When your hands are cold and you button your overcoat to your longjohns and then try to zip up your pants.

Shhhh! If you'll be real quiet you can hear winter tightening it's icy grip.
I can't help it. I always get melodramatic when my nose is running.

The days are getting longer now, which gives us more time to look outside and see how rotten the weather is.

People keep asking, "Where is all this fog coming from?" Well, I'd say it's probably drifting in from the state capitol.

Yesterday my brother-in-law was overcome by the heat. He fell in the furnace.

Actually, this is a pretty nice day for a town this size.

Well, the temperature finally warmed up to (20). I suppose that means my son will want to go camping.

Talk about a rough winter. I hear the Red Cross is taking up a collection for pothole victims.

Ah, spring must be just around the corner. Yesterday I saw a crow out jogging.